tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza fact. [poppze]
memehumor:

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teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

"Fucking white people"
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

antifrick:

life hack #227:

the sun’s only purpose is to provide good lighting for selfies

fuckupyouslut:

You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway