wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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"When I make him laugh, I feel like the most beautiful girl in the world."
Drew Barrymore (via elladenisovna)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

"Boys cry
Cigarettes do kill,
parents lie,
boats sink,
flowers die,
Life goes on,
with or without you."
sad facts that come along with existing (via halluzinogen)
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion
memehumor:

Catfish [Fixed]http://memehumor.tumblr.com
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cockbarf:

when you cant find your phone

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.