Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
Artist: The 1975
this isnt real
this is my most favorite song ever. you have no idea how amazing this is. i love it so much.
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child