wire-man:

There were no survivors.

excitired:

if we are hanging out and you’re religiously on your phone when we’re supposed to be conversing, you better not act surprised when I throw your phone across the country 

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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dysfunctunal:

angel-shawty:

Ain’t about that life

 
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tusb14:

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

ohsatsune:

"i want something like this but not this.”

-jenn satsune

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit

dysfunctunal:

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words