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audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

thats-hella-raven:

thee-traveling-milk:

metallikato:

itsmerandi:

netlfix:

i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.

JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

If men’s kindnesses toward women were really only kindnesses, a man would be pleased if another man or woman offered these kindnesses to him. He would be pleased if another man or woman lit his cigarette or pulled out his chair for him. He would be pleased to derive his income, prestige, power and even his identity from his partner. He would take pride in another man’s or woman’s offer to walk him to his car at night. But in fact, “one of the very nasty things that can happen to a man is his being treated or seen as a woman, or womanlike.
(Frye 1983, p. 136).”

Dee L.R. Graham (1995), Loving to Survive

(via radfeminist)


And did you know that I never feared monsters under the bed, because being separated from you was terrifying enough? – Meggie Royer, Part apology note, part love letter, part goodbye (via larmoyante)
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)


Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal…you don’t want someone to ‘sorta’ love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle. – Came up in conversation.  (via childoflust)

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 



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