I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps
I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.
JINGLING KEY SOUNDS
ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS
my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
- Review Games
- Spirit Week
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.