These 6 words resonate with me on a whole other level. I wish you’d ask…(via fffuckface)
that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers
at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then i was like “oh no thats chris evans” wHat iS hapPenning
EVERYONE WATCH TEEN WOLF IMMEDIATELY
loki and captain america had a baby??
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps
I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.
JINGLING KEY SOUNDS
ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS
my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror