shutupaubrey:

i’d rather be a skittle than a human

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the-personal-quotes:

more relatable posts here

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

the-do-that-girl:

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

hahahahahah

pinkcookiedimples:

missinglinc:

trillenaa:

OH MY GOSSSHHH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩


Goodbye.

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